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I don't know why,
but once you do that it give me the giggles.
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- I don't know, why?
- You know why.
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Some people think insults
are more effective than compliments.
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A sad night.
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Flat champagne,
dreams unfulfilled.
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Shall we dance?
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Some land rhythms
warm and satisfy, did you know?
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Oh, the lady won't
dance with me.
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And yet beautiful, intelligent,
a doctor of medicine,
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soon to be rich by
dint of prescriptions,
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and melancholy
as a neglected housewife.
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I swore an oath to someone.
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What?
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Why, whom and when?
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Ah hah.
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Ah, fascinating.
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A woman who knows
how to keep a secret.
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It's fascinating.
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But it's unbearable.
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A secret is meant
to be shared or it's no fun.
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A secret yearns to be told.
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It begs to be freed.
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Can't you hear it cry out?
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Free me from slavery!
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You win, I'll tell you.
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Well,
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I swore vengeance
against my father.
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- The poor man.
- He deserves it.
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He abandoned my mother
after getting her pregnant.
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Well, that's banal.
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I mean, it often
happens nowadays.
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And yet I must say,
I like the idea of revenge.
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Yes, it's the very spice of life.
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- Quite right.
- But tell me about your revenge.
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Here.
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Wanted for the summer:
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Woman tutor, well bred,
good college education.
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And that's you.
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For a seventeen year old girl.
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Send references to:
Charles Leroy-Murville, Catalon Castle,
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Andrea Place.
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He's my father.
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It's all settled.
I'm starting Monday.
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Now mark my words,
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that sweet little sister of
mine will be so perverted
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before I'm through with her,
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that my family won't
get over the shame of it
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for ten generations.
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- You're a genius.
- That's right.
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You're an absolute genius.
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My friends, our doctor friend,
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whom you all know
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is going to invest the whole summer
in a plan to ruin a man's reputation.
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How beautiful, how grand,
it's immense, imperial.
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Roman!
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Friends, Romans, Countrymen...
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As for me,
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Baron Plessis du Regard,
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I have yet another scheme,
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the fallout of which
will serve the commonwealth.
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Let me explain.
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We're all acquainted
with Colonel Montvilliers.
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The vested interests of this country
want him elected to parliament.
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I shall bring their efforts to naught.
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I knew that you would all approve.
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But I'll need the help of a woman,
fearless and brazen.
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Are there any volunteers?
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- Me!
- I'll volunteer!
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No, no. That's far too many.
I only need one.
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But since so many are
vying for the privilege,
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may I suggest a contest?
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You'll each have thirty seconds
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and the most perverse
will get the job.
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Show us, Lilly.
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Music maestro, please?
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Let's give her a great hand.
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A bit slow mayhap.
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Perverse, but you
were a might bit slow.
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I'm terribly sorry,
your thirty seconds are over.
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Now, Mary-Lou.
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That's pretty good, please sit down.
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Well, you tried.
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Next.
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Time's up.
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We need a slow rhythm.
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Some like their champagne
at body temperature.
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Hey, don't waste it.
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Down the hatch!
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More! Encore!
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Why her hair's so short.
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- I thought she had no credit?
- Oh, but she drives.
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Let her go on, she's great!
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Fancy, not bad.
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Time's up.
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- Can I go on, huh?
- A round of applause for her.
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Oh, weren't she great?
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Oh...
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What's left to take off?
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I'll spend the night, a whole night,
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with anybody who will vote for me.
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You've got five votes.
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Well, that's the spirit.
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You all heard her promise.
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
Eliane is the winner.
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Oh yes yes yes.
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You do something to me you do.
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You make me feel so...
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Come here.
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- No.
- Yes.
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Yes, you must.
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Oh, yes yes yes.
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You must, it's mandatory. You'll like it.
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No... no!
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You could say it goes with the job.
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The butler holds that privilege
in all good houses.
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No...
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Now there's... ahh.
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We must abide by age-old
traditions, don't you think?
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No!
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What do you say, hmm?
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Will you stop it.
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And pick up your bloomers.
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That's no way to behave.
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Well, I won't be so
nice next time.
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Mummy...
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Baron Plessis du Regard
and Miss Eliane Langleur.
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Please inform the colonel we're here.
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- A tutor with such breasts!
- Baron!
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Will you tutor me in the art of love?
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Baron!
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Don't be a fool!
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What have I done, I'm so sorry.
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Will you please forgive me?
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Oh my life, my life lies at your mercy.
My name, my honour, my future.
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I do beg your pardon.
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How do you do?
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My friend, the Baron Plessis du Regard
has the highest regard for you.
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He is the one who suggested
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I should hire a tutor for my son.
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I believe a boy his age
requires a good tutor.
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Old traditions must be respected,
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don't you think?
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Traditions are vital,
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why the matrix of future generations.
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Miss Langleur's family has been in my
family's employ for over two centuries.
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Despite the world's revolutions,
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her family remained totally faithful
and kept on serving mine.
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We are the glorious past and
the world's hope for tomorrow.
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Our devotion to the
high aims of our country
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sustains tradition in
the light of the past.
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Our tradition, our respect for
the past and our respect for duty.
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Our best defence against foreigners
and Bolsheviks roaming our streets.
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I know that you and your friends are
fighting with great effectiveness
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against these foreigners.
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We'll boot them out.
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The bastards,
they're in for a big surprise.
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Our party and its friends
have worked out a plan.
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Just wait till I'm elected.
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Thanks to representatives like you,
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our country will retrieve its grandeur.
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May I introduce the
Baron Plessis du Regard.
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My wife,
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Leonie de Montvilliers.
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I am delighted to meet you.
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So am I, Baron.
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Ah, she's pretty.
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You are quite pretty, my dear child.
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So, you're Miss Juno?
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May I see your references?
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Thank you.
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Do you believe in God?
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Of course I do.
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You can't take it for granted
anymore in this day and age.
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I'd like to warn you right now
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that I won't stand for
romance under my roof,
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so if you happen to have a fiancé,
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tell him to wait till
the end of the summer.
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As a matter of fact, I have no fiancé.
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That's fine, that's fine.
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Consider yourself hired, Miss Juno.
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Here Piedro, you er be so kind
as to load Miss Juno's luggage?
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Yes Sir.
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Sophie is, well quite exceptional.
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She's pure, frank,
open and utterly honest.
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She's an angel. She's seventeen.
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Loves me...
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respects me...
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I want my girl to remain as she is.
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If she were to change,
I simply couldn't bear it.
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I know how you feel Sir,
and I'll respect your wish.
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You were hired simply
to polish her education,
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and teach her good manners.
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But...
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put no new fangled ideas in her head.
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Why, I shall respect your every wish.
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Fine.
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Here we are.
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I'll switch on the light.
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Come in.
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Here.
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Now keep your room
nice and neat, do you hear?
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I'm the one that
cleans up around here.
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And that's not all I do.
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The laundry,
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Erm... the cooking.
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And that makes three meals,
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and serve, and do the dishes.
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00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:20,917
And um... don't expect me to
spend an hour cleaning up after you.
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You hear young lady?
I really don't have any time to spare.
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- No, I don't want to, please.
- Of course you do, you do.
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- Calm down child.
- Please, leave me alone sir, please?
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You have such a cute little behind there.
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- There... now.
- No...
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Please, Mr. Albert.
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- What? It's good for you.
- No...
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- No, please.
- Relax your legs.
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No, no...
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Oh it gives me such a... oh don't!
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Please, no.
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No!
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Mummy!
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Baba, baba, you must be playing
hookie from kindergarten.
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Yes, Colonel?
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Right away, Colonel.
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The colonel expects you to join him
downstairs in the library, ma'am.
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Did he say why?
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The colonel expects you,
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and if I may, I'd suggest you
come on the double, if I may.
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What do you mean?
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On the double means on the double.
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You'd better get yourself
a glossary of army terms.
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I'll be right down.
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I Am Everywhere
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Come in.
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Ah, Miss Langleur.
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Sit down, will you?
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Will you excuse me,
I'm not quite presentable,
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but I was going to bed.
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I've travelled all over the world and believe me,
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next to some in the far reaches of the world,
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you're fully dressed.
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I'm sure, Colonel.
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- But I wouldn't want you to believe...
- That'll do!
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Baron Plessis du Regard
speaks very highly of you.
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00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:28,083
Nonetheless, I would like to
underscore, in my own words
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a certain number of
principles dear to my heart.
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I devoted many years to the
defence of our colonial empire.
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Many of my men died right before my eyes,
drowning in their own blood.
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My whole life has been a battle,
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and I want my son to follow my ideals.
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Even wounded, decapitated,
cut into pieces, I want him to be a winner.
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Our generation managed
to keep the empire.
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What I want for my son is simple.
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I need to get it into his head that
each generation must carve its own niche.
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This is the educational bible I go by.
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It's an English book,
I had it bound myself.
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And it's distributed to every
institution worthy of the name.
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Extraordinary. It's marvellous.
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The English are a strange breed,
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but English education
is an example of effectiveness.
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Of rigour.
262
00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:46,167
Of rigour, my child.
263
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:47,667
Of pragmatism.
264
00:16:47,917 --> 00:16:49,083
That's the word.
265
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:50,667
Pragmatism.
266
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:53,958
The translation is close to perfection.
267
00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:59,375
In one word, the translator
in part sums up a style of life,
268
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a science of life,
an understanding of life.
269
00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:04,583
Will and purpose.
270
00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,708
The yardstick for all things.
271
00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:08,542
And of all men.
272
00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:13,792
I'd be very happy if you'd loan me
this book so I could study it tonight.
273
00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:17,958
It's a storehouse of principles I'd
like to start applying as of tomorrow.
274
00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:22,333
As it happens, I was...
I wanted you to read it.
275
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,958
Well, go to bed.
276
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:32,042
Every day is a battle that
must be fought against odds.
277
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:34,708
Good heavens.
278
00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:40,542
Mummy.
279
00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:05,667
Will you promise to me,
promise me your life?
280
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:09,025
Domestics nowadays have strange manners.
281
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:10,108
Pardon?
282
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:12,067
I didn't say a thing,
but I find it disgusting
283
00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:13,417
why do you let them go on like this?
284
00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:16,375
My husband likes and needs Albert.
285
00:18:17,042 --> 00:18:20,250
As for myself,
why they're having a bit of...
286
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:23,667
Why should I upset the routine
of my house for a picadelle?
287
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,583
Isn't Claudia upset?
288
00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:28,333
I wouldn't wager on that.
289
00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:31,750
Why, it's not that unpleasant.
290
00:18:31,958 --> 00:18:34,625
Unless of course things have changed
291
00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:37,292
since my young days
292
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:43,958
- Answer me...
- Albert!
293
00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:47,733
Would you be so kind as to help
Claudia straighten out her clothes
294
00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:49,875
and then brew me a drink
of herbs and bring it to me.
295
00:18:50,417 --> 00:18:51,583
If you please.
296
00:18:51,792 --> 00:18:52,958
Right away, ma'am.
297
00:18:57,042 --> 00:18:58,375
...Then brought me back to life,
298
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,958
and as soon as I recovered my senses,
299
00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:03,333
ordered me to take my clothes off.
300
00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:05,833
Trembling, I obeyed.
301
00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:09,500
As soon as I found
myself in a state of desire
302
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,542
one of them held me down.
303
00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:12,833
The other...
304
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:16,292
The other... penetrated me,
305
00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:17,750
forcefully,
306
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:23,708
driving in his organ to... to the hilt.
307
00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:27,458
Go on.
308
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:28,983
Miss, I...
309
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:31,208
You what? Can't you read anymore?
310
00:19:32,292 --> 00:19:33,542
Then keep reading.
311
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:37,167
Driving in his organ to the hilt.
312
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:40,708
His organ...
his organ to the hilt.
313
00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:43,792
Then he cut a toe off each foot
314
00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:45,833
made me sit down,
315
00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:48,667
and proceeded to
pull a tooth from my mouth.
316
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,000
Read on.
317
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:54,875
What do they
put into her mouth?
318
00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:57,000
I don't know,
it doesn't say ma'am.
319
00:19:57,542 --> 00:19:58,542
They whip her
320
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:01,125
then they brand
her with an iron.
321
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:02,458
It's horrible.
322
00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:15,500
No, I don't agree.
It's not horrible.
323
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:20,625
It's painful, and the
subject of our lesson for today
324
00:20:21,292 --> 00:20:24,083
Pleasure and suffering.
325
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:27,000
The twin faces of love.
326
00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:28,317
But my father...
327
00:20:28,417 --> 00:20:32,083
Your father only taught you
the mundane facts of love.
328
00:20:32,292 --> 00:20:34,792
The one that's shown
to the outside world
329
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:37,375
I was hired to
teach you the other.
330
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:41,292
That of sex,
and that of pleasure.
331
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:45,167
Your father meant
to teach you virtue.
332
00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:47,042
This summer,
333
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:50,708
he wants you to see
and touch Janus's hidden face,
334
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:53,250
vice.
335
00:21:00,917 --> 00:21:06,125
Your body exists,
your soul lives in an animal.
336
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,917
I was hired to make
you aware of that.
337
00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:15,708
Obviously your father won't refer
to it in any way whatever, and...
338
00:21:16,417 --> 00:21:18,083
where you are concerned,
339
00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:21,792
you're to go on
behaving normally
340
00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:23,500
as you always did.
341
00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:25,792
No one is to know or guess.
342
00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:27,833
Is that clear?
343
00:21:28,292 --> 00:21:29,833
I guess I understand.
344
00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:31,708
Alright then.
345
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,208
Now, let's walk to the swing.
346
00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:37,250
Take off your panties.
347
00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:39,125
Go on.
348
00:21:56,792 --> 00:21:57,875
Higher!
349
00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:04,583
Try to feel the wind as it
rushes in between your thighs.
350
00:22:08,292 --> 00:22:09,708
Push hard,
351
00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:15,292
so that the wind
itself feels hard.
352
00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:42,917
I... I... I...
353
00:22:43,125 --> 00:22:44,833
- Come on!
- Ow, my ear.
354
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,125
You're tearing off my ear!
355
00:22:46,333 --> 00:22:47,583
What are you doing that for?
356
00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:49,667
Sophie,
357
00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:51,750
get back on that swing.
358
00:22:52,417 --> 00:22:54,250
This old pig should learn a lesson.
359
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:57,108
- Hey, I'm not that old!
- You're an old swine, a voyeur!
360
00:22:57,208 --> 00:22:58,292
Yeah, but... well.
361
00:22:58,917 --> 00:23:00,042
Look at that.
362
00:23:00,292 --> 00:23:01,500
Go on, Sophie.
363
00:23:01,917 --> 00:23:03,000
Go on.
364
00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:06,358
I want him never to forget this.
365
00:23:06,458 --> 00:23:08,292
I won't forget,
for sure I won't. No, no.
366
00:23:08,458 --> 00:23:09,708
Higher, Sophie.
367
00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:15,542
How about that, ohh.
368
00:23:15,958 --> 00:23:17,125
Spread your legs apart.
369
00:23:17,292 --> 00:23:19,167
Oh my ear. Ohh...
370
00:23:21,125 --> 00:23:22,108
Look at that.
371
00:23:22,208 --> 00:23:23,583
My ear!
372
00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:28,500
That's heaven.
373
00:23:34,292 --> 00:23:36,500
Oh Miss, it's...
374
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:41,208
Oh let go of my ear,
you know I've got work to do.
375
00:23:41,708 --> 00:23:43,125
I'd better go.
376
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,583
Bitch, can you believe it?!
377
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,958
We taught him a lesson.
378
00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:52,333
He'll never try that again.
379
00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:54,625
Are you sure about that?
380
00:23:54,917 --> 00:23:56,125
Yes, I am.
381
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,775
The man will be too afraid
382
00:23:58,875 --> 00:24:01,250
of what you've got between
your legs, sweet Sophie.
383
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,583
Your pretty thighs hide both
384
00:24:05,458 --> 00:24:06,792
a treasure
385
00:24:07,333 --> 00:24:08,417
and a weapon.
386
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:47,875
The sternness of an
adolescent's education,
387
00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:51,875
is the mould which shapes
the adult man's strength
388
00:24:53,833 --> 00:24:56,625
A soul, tempered in stringent discipline
389
00:24:57,042 --> 00:24:59,917
to which has been imparted
the virtue of obedience,
390
00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:03,958
will never blend into
the reigning cowardice.
391
00:25:06,375 --> 00:25:10,542
The martyrdom of a good
education stands as a guarantee of...
392
00:25:12,625 --> 00:25:14,167
What are you looking at?
393
00:25:16,833 --> 00:25:18,417
I was listening to you.
394
00:25:19,042 --> 00:25:21,042
You'd better tell me the truth, or else.
395
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,083
You were looking...
396
00:25:24,292 --> 00:25:25,708
What were you looking at?
397
00:25:27,083 --> 00:25:29,083
You were looking down at my ankles.
398
00:25:29,708 --> 00:25:31,917
No ma'am, I swear!
399
00:25:34,042 --> 00:25:35,500
Don't you lie to me.
400
00:25:36,542 --> 00:25:38,317
Don't compound your voyeurism
401
00:25:38,417 --> 00:25:39,792
with something that's
even more unforgivable.
402
00:25:46,542 --> 00:25:50,417
I am going to read you of a vice
unbecoming a man of your upbringing.
403
00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:57,708
I'll teach you to control yourself.
404
00:25:58,208 --> 00:26:00,333
To control your impulses.
405
00:26:04,167 --> 00:26:05,833
From this moment on,
406
00:26:06,125 --> 00:26:10,125
your eyes must never again
look below the level of this table.
407
00:26:14,417 --> 00:26:16,083
A healthy mind in...
408
00:26:16,458 --> 00:26:19,208
in a healthy body
should be a goal of a leader.
409
00:26:20,958 --> 00:26:23,625
The body is the very image of the soul.
410
00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:28,025
How could an unhealthy body
possibly deserve a strong soul,
411
00:26:28,125 --> 00:26:29,542
and claim to be its home?
412
00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:36,733
Corporal punishment is the stuff of authority
413
00:26:36,833 --> 00:26:38,833
and education's best tool.
414
00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:42,292
A good teacher knows
how to punish his students,
415
00:26:44,375 --> 00:26:46,708
and a student must accept his punishment.
416
00:26:47,583 --> 00:26:50,108
The whip is the best instrument
417
00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:52,692
to express and impress authority,
418
00:26:52,792 --> 00:26:54,208
for it leaves its mark.
419
00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:58,858
The cuts and welts long remain,
420
00:26:58,958 --> 00:27:01,292
and remind how strength enters the body.
421
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:06,025
I never would have thought
that a man of the colonel's stature
422
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,042
had sired a weakling such as you.
423
00:27:09,542 --> 00:27:11,750
One vice revealed that
speaks many others.
424
00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:16,417
Such a solitary, nocturnal perversion.
425
00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:19,583
And possibly even worse.
426
00:27:22,833 --> 00:27:25,292
It's going to be my job
to get rid of all that.
427
00:27:26,708 --> 00:27:28,625
Our rooms are adjacent I believe?
428
00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:32,708
The door between them is to
remain open until further notice.
429
00:27:35,292 --> 00:27:40,292
That way I'll be able to check,
and put a stop to reprehensible actions.
430
00:27:42,917 --> 00:27:44,208
Meanwhile, come and help me.
431
00:27:53,542 --> 00:27:54,750
Now, undress me.
432
00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:30,125
Hurry.
433
00:28:33,833 --> 00:28:34,875
You missed a button.
434
00:28:53,458 --> 00:28:55,708
Go to the wall and turn your back to me.
435
00:28:56,583 --> 00:28:58,583
I'm going to take off all my clothes
436
00:28:59,750 --> 00:29:01,833
and, we'll resume the lesson.
437
00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:06,792
Now listen to me.
438
00:29:07,042 --> 00:29:08,583
Should your eyes leave the wall
439
00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:09,833
even once,
440
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:14,708
your father will be told
what kind of a son you are.
441
00:29:24,208 --> 00:29:27,625
What goes for matter,
goes for men, too...
442
00:29:32,417 --> 00:29:35,167
Profiterole with chocolate.
443
00:29:58,583 --> 00:30:00,625
Does Robert give you satisfaction?
444
00:30:02,042 --> 00:30:05,583
As written in your book,
the one on English education,
445
00:30:06,625 --> 00:30:09,250
there are a few ounces
of impurity to be removed.
446
00:30:09,417 --> 00:30:12,542
Ahh, and what kind of impurities
Miss Langleur?
447
00:30:12,875 --> 00:30:15,000
Erm... some tiny specks.
448
00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:20,417
I'll be more specific,
let us say, in a week.
449
00:30:20,667 --> 00:30:23,625
Don't hesitate to inform
me of any problems.
450
00:30:25,583 --> 00:30:27,083
I certainly will, Colonel.
451
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,625
Now listen here, Robert.
452
00:30:29,958 --> 00:30:32,067
We're all counting on
you to work very hard
453
00:30:32,167 --> 00:30:33,875
and to put your mind into it.
454
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,583
I have the utmost
confidence in your professor.
455
00:30:39,458 --> 00:30:41,000
I'll do my best, father.
456
00:30:41,417 --> 00:30:42,833
I want a full report.
457
00:30:43,583 --> 00:30:46,292
And I'll expect you in the office
err... I mean in the library.
458
00:30:49,542 --> 00:30:50,542
I'll be there.
459
00:30:50,958 --> 00:30:55,667
I believe that a rapport between
parent and educator is all but vital, erm...
460
00:30:56,792 --> 00:30:58,042
I'm sure you agree
461
00:30:58,542 --> 00:31:00,625
in the student's development.
462
00:31:19,083 --> 00:31:22,192
Claudia is the best cook we've ever had.
463
00:31:22,292 --> 00:31:25,458
Why, these profiteroles are sublime.
464
00:31:31,083 --> 00:31:33,125
They are sublime eh, Albert?
465
00:31:33,292 --> 00:31:36,417
I'm sure you'll agree,
Claudia's nothing short of marvellous.
466
00:31:36,583 --> 00:31:38,042
Yes, she's marvellous, ma'am.
467
00:31:44,875 --> 00:31:47,208
Robert, give me a hand.
468
00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:08,875
That way, I can see right into your room.
469
00:32:10,917 --> 00:32:13,167
Anything you do, I'll be watching.
470
00:32:14,792 --> 00:32:16,125
You may go to bed now.
471
00:33:51,042 --> 00:33:53,000
I'm going to see your father.
472
00:33:54,458 --> 00:33:57,875
Don't take advantage of it,
to indulge as boys are want to do.
473
00:33:58,625 --> 00:34:01,000
In that case, maybe you'd
better put on some clothes.
474
00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:05,958
I want an apology.
475
00:34:06,917 --> 00:34:09,208
Your insolence is unbearable.
476
00:34:11,542 --> 00:34:12,833
I'm sorry.
477
00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,375
I'm sorry.
478
00:34:19,042 --> 00:34:20,625
That's enough.
479
00:34:22,125 --> 00:34:24,250
I hope that this sort of thing
480
00:34:24,708 --> 00:34:26,833
will never happen again.
481
00:34:40,125 --> 00:34:43,375
Oh, that's really worth filing.
482
00:34:46,958 --> 00:34:49,042
Come in.
483
00:34:56,750 --> 00:35:01,042
I apologise for my casual
garment Miss Langleur, but
484
00:35:01,458 --> 00:35:03,233
reading the paper got me so furious
485
00:35:03,333 --> 00:35:06,417
I simply forgot good manners
and didn't get dressed.
486
00:35:06,750 --> 00:35:08,625
Of course, I have a
fighter's temperament
487
00:35:08,958 --> 00:35:10,792
and sometimes forgo amenities.
488
00:35:11,833 --> 00:35:13,292
I'm not surprised in the least.
489
00:35:13,542 --> 00:35:16,417
If I weren't a woman,
I'd often get mad...
490
00:35:16,792 --> 00:35:18,542
about what they write
in the newspapers.
491
00:35:20,417 --> 00:35:22,167
Let's forget all that.
492
00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:25,958
If I may be so bold,
may I offer you a glass of sherry?
493
00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:28,333
Of course, while we
talk of Robert's education.
494
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:31,833
I'm not used to
drinking alcohol, Colonel
495
00:35:32,125 --> 00:35:34,708
and it may be silly,
but I'm afraid it'll go to my head.
496
00:35:34,875 --> 00:35:37,750
Ahh, haha. A glass of sherry
never hurt anybody.
497
00:35:44,750 --> 00:35:46,625
The fragility of women.
498
00:35:48,042 --> 00:35:49,167
Ahh.
499
00:35:50,708 --> 00:35:51,958
Ahh.
500
00:35:52,542 --> 00:35:54,958
I'm highly satisfied
with you, Miss Langleur.
501
00:35:55,792 --> 00:35:58,667
I was right in trusting
the baron's judgment.
502
00:35:59,708 --> 00:36:01,708
Let's drink to his health.
503
00:36:03,542 --> 00:36:04,542
Ahh.
504
00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:09,083
I already feel a little tipsy.
505
00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:10,233
Oh, come on now.
506
00:36:10,333 --> 00:36:13,042
One glass of sherry can't
disrupt such an orderly head.
507
00:36:13,708 --> 00:36:15,333
Orderly and quite pretty.
508
00:36:17,125 --> 00:36:20,417
Where did you learn your method,
your art of education?
509
00:36:21,083 --> 00:36:23,500
At the Convent of the Sisters of Redemption.
510
00:36:26,125 --> 00:36:27,958
We went to mass every morning.
511
00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:29,333
Ahh.
512
00:36:30,542 --> 00:36:33,000
And then we had a morals
class until 11 o'clock.
513
00:36:35,208 --> 00:36:37,708
We used to take turns
at playing professor.
514
00:36:41,917 --> 00:36:43,667
We studied religion till noon.
515
00:36:48,042 --> 00:36:49,583
The sisters were strict.
516
00:36:51,625 --> 00:36:55,442
Year in and year out.
Religion and more religion.
517
00:36:55,542 --> 00:36:56,625
That's interesting.
518
00:36:58,875 --> 00:37:01,375
Do you know what our
favourite game was? Hopscotch.
519
00:37:03,542 --> 00:37:04,817
Do you play Hopscotch?
520
00:37:04,917 --> 00:37:06,042
Oh, no no no I don't, but err...
521
00:37:12,750 --> 00:37:14,917
Oh, it was a theological sort of hopscotch.
522
00:37:15,083 --> 00:37:16,125
We'd go around the room.
523
00:37:16,292 --> 00:37:17,375
Heaven.
524
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,000
Earth,
525
00:37:19,375 --> 00:37:20,708
and Purgatory.
526
00:37:24,542 --> 00:37:25,542
Heaven.
527
00:37:26,958 --> 00:37:27,958
Earth,
528
00:37:29,833 --> 00:37:32,208
and Purgatory.
529
00:37:33,625 --> 00:37:38,375
When the wind blew,
we played another game.
530
00:37:41,750 --> 00:37:44,250
We stood facing the wind,
531
00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:48,542
and then we ran and we ran.
532
00:37:49,875 --> 00:37:51,083
We ran.
533
00:37:55,292 --> 00:37:56,542
Ran.
534
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,292
We pretended we were flying.
535
00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:07,958
I've been a bad girl.
536
00:38:10,083 --> 00:38:11,875
Miss Langleur, what's the matter?
537
00:38:12,542 --> 00:38:13,542
Miss Langleur.
538
00:38:15,083 --> 00:38:16,333
Miss Langleur.
539
00:38:17,875 --> 00:38:19,208
You're frightening me.
540
00:38:19,458 --> 00:38:20,458
Wake up.
541
00:38:22,750 --> 00:38:24,458
God, what a beautiful girl.
542
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,125
Miss Langleur.
543
00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:32,208
Oh my God.
544
00:38:32,750 --> 00:38:34,375
Oh my God.
545
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:37,750
Good God.
546
00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:40,042
Good God.
547
00:38:40,417 --> 00:38:41,875
What a beautiful woman.
548
00:39:00,167 --> 00:39:01,958
Oh, that sherry.
549
00:39:03,208 --> 00:39:04,208
I'm so sorry.
550
00:39:04,417 --> 00:39:06,608
No, don't be, don't be.
551
00:39:06,708 --> 00:39:08,833
All you need is a little sleep, that's all.
552
00:39:13,667 --> 00:39:14,667
I'm sorry.
553
00:39:15,708 --> 00:39:17,000
It's the sherry.
554
00:39:26,042 --> 00:39:27,958
Good evening, my child.
555
00:39:28,417 --> 00:39:29,625
Good night, ma'am.
556
00:39:33,125 --> 00:39:35,542
The poor child seems to have a problem.
557
00:39:38,875 --> 00:39:41,958
I do hope that you haven't
been too harsh with her.
558
00:39:42,167 --> 00:39:44,583
Oh, you know how I am.
Where there's a solution there's a problem.
559
00:39:45,625 --> 00:39:48,125
What I mean...
You know what I mean.
560
00:39:48,583 --> 00:39:50,667
Err... the girl's fine,
but she ought to mean...
561
00:39:50,875 --> 00:39:52,500
She's got to use more discipline.
562
00:39:52,667 --> 00:39:55,750
Why, discipline is the
very principle of the army,
563
00:39:55,917 --> 00:39:58,042
and I want my son to
get that into his head.
564
00:40:00,667 --> 00:40:01,667
Dear Friend,
565
00:40:01,917 --> 00:40:04,692
either poor little Sophie
has no brains in her head,
566
00:40:04,792 --> 00:40:07,500
or she's even more perverse
than I ever could have made her.
567
00:40:08,417 --> 00:40:11,083
I made her suck on
the tip of a cup-and-ball,
568
00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:14,292
and she applied herself to
the task with care and relish,
569
00:40:14,583 --> 00:40:18,192
following my instructions in every detail
with such conscientiousness
570
00:40:18,292 --> 00:40:19,958
that I could not help but wonder.
571
00:40:48,542 --> 00:40:50,400
I was so amazed by her attitude
572
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:53,125
that I asked her to fondle
herself in front of me,
573
00:40:53,708 --> 00:40:56,358
using as a pretext that
she should learn to overcome
574
00:40:56,458 --> 00:40:58,583
any feeling of unease toward me.
575
00:40:59,417 --> 00:41:01,250
She caressed herself willingly,
576
00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:05,042
so naturally and so naively
that I began to wonder once again
577
00:41:05,417 --> 00:41:08,208
can anyone possibly
be so ignorant of life?
578
00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:11,333
Or was I dealing with sheer,
unadulterated hypocrisy?
579
00:41:11,667 --> 00:41:13,500
I must admit she disturbs me
580
00:41:14,250 --> 00:41:17,458
where her father, who happens
to be my own father too, is concerned.
581
00:41:17,917 --> 00:41:20,792
Let's say that he's
not indifferent to my charms.
582
00:41:21,708 --> 00:41:25,042
I suspect that he peeps in on me
while I take my bath at night.
583
00:41:26,042 --> 00:41:29,708
Earlier this evening, I gave
a gala performance for his benefit.
584
00:41:29,875 --> 00:41:32,108
If, as I believe
he's the peeping tom
585
00:41:32,208 --> 00:41:33,900
he must, he has to react.
586
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,233
And I'm waiting.
587
00:41:35,333 --> 00:41:38,275
What I did was scream
and moan that I wanted a man,
588
00:41:38,375 --> 00:41:40,625
all the while caressing
myself under the shower.
589
00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:42,692
The only thing I wonder about,
590
00:41:42,792 --> 00:41:46,750
is how long before he overcomes
his small town bourgeois taboos.
591
00:42:03,083 --> 00:42:04,583
I want a man.
592
00:42:05,458 --> 00:42:07,917
I want to feel a man's hands.
593
00:42:14,042 --> 00:42:16,750
I don't want to bother you
with my family's stories.
594
00:42:16,958 --> 00:42:20,250
Many kisses Dear Tutor,
I hope to see you again soon.
595
00:42:20,792 --> 00:42:24,208
Your Nathalie, who shall win
the contest and become a baroness.
596
00:42:41,208 --> 00:42:44,042
I'm sorry Miss Journo,
I know it's late but...
597
00:42:45,667 --> 00:42:47,292
but I wondered if you might...
598
00:42:48,125 --> 00:42:50,333
if you er...
if you might like to...
599
00:42:50,917 --> 00:42:52,667
to go for a ride in my aeroplane, er...
600
00:42:52,875 --> 00:42:53,875
tomorrow...
601
00:42:54,167 --> 00:42:55,817
tomorrow morning, to er...
602
00:42:55,917 --> 00:42:56,900
tomorrow afternoon.
603
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,817
Whenever you want to,
whenever you want...
604
00:42:58,917 --> 00:43:00,083
Ride in your plane?
605
00:43:00,458 --> 00:43:01,833
Why, I'd be too afraid.
606
00:43:02,792 --> 00:43:06,000
No thanks, I'd be terrified.
How can I ride in a plane?
607
00:43:06,167 --> 00:43:08,625
I've never tried jumping
higher than that!
608
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,542
Er, that's got nothing to do with it.
609
00:43:16,375 --> 00:43:17,708
All you do is relax.
610
00:43:17,958 --> 00:43:20,917
You sit down and relax,
and that's all there is to it, like this.
611
00:43:21,333 --> 00:43:23,333
You just relax, and enjoy it.
612
00:43:29,375 --> 00:43:33,250
Maybe er... maybe it would
be a good idea to test you.
613
00:43:34,542 --> 00:43:36,542
Squeeze your thighs close together.
614
00:43:38,667 --> 00:43:40,875
I'll do a loop, you'd like that.
615
00:43:44,625 --> 00:43:47,000
I'll dive, to the limits of endurance.
616
00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:50,000
You'll hear the wind,
screaming in your ears.
617
00:43:50,375 --> 00:43:51,458
The roar of the engine.
618
00:43:51,625 --> 00:43:52,592
You'll feel...
619
00:43:52,792 --> 00:43:55,542
the vibrations, till your
whole body shivers with them.
620
00:43:55,792 --> 00:43:57,650
You'll be lost in the clouds.
621
00:43:57,750 --> 00:44:00,108
So close to heaven, the world.
622
00:44:00,208 --> 00:44:01,692
The world is what I'm offering you.
623
00:44:01,792 --> 00:44:04,000
The Universe, every dream you ever had!
624
00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:07,208
I said no.
Let go of me, you hear?
625
00:44:07,750 --> 00:44:09,333
- Let go of me!
- You need a man!
626
00:44:09,917 --> 00:44:12,042
You want a man's hands on your body.
627
00:44:12,292 --> 00:44:13,525
I heard you in the bathroom.
628
00:44:13,625 --> 00:44:14,958
Leave me alone!
629
00:44:25,375 --> 00:44:26,667
I don't get it.
630
00:44:27,333 --> 00:44:30,042
Nathalie, you were
almost screaming for a man.
631
00:44:30,542 --> 00:44:31,583
Why?
632
00:44:32,375 --> 00:44:35,833
I admit it. I do want a man.
633
00:44:36,750 --> 00:44:38,167
I admit as much,
634
00:44:38,917 --> 00:44:41,458
but you are Master Leroy-Murville.
635
00:44:42,667 --> 00:44:45,458
It may take a while
before I get used to the idea.
636
00:44:46,250 --> 00:44:48,000
But I will get used to it.
637
00:44:49,083 --> 00:44:51,958
To you, to your body.
638
00:44:52,708 --> 00:44:54,958
Your naked body laying next to mine.
639
00:44:55,542 --> 00:44:57,083
Do you understand me?
640
00:44:59,125 --> 00:45:01,167
I do, I understand, of course I do.
641
00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:03,583
Don't worry.
642
00:45:04,417 --> 00:45:06,417
- Good night.
- Good night.
643
00:45:08,833 --> 00:45:10,250
Till tomorrow.
644
00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:11,917
Sweet child.
645
00:45:30,875 --> 00:45:34,292
That's it, it worked, he came.
He even tried to rape me.
646
00:45:34,583 --> 00:45:35,900
And I just had an idea
647
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,792
which will make me win
that little contest, hands down.
648
00:45:39,458 --> 00:45:40,708
Love and kisses.
649
00:45:54,375 --> 00:45:55,458
Robert!
650
00:46:08,250 --> 00:46:09,333
Yes ma'am?
651
00:46:10,417 --> 00:46:11,750
I'm very tired.
652
00:46:13,083 --> 00:46:14,417
Please undress me.
653
00:46:15,333 --> 00:46:16,500
Yes. Ma'am.
654
00:47:04,500 --> 00:47:05,750
Oh ma'am.
655
00:47:06,542 --> 00:47:07,750
Ma'am.
656
00:47:17,958 --> 00:47:18,958
Ma'am.
657
00:47:21,083 --> 00:47:22,083
Ooh!
658
00:47:23,792 --> 00:47:24,775
Do you know what you are?
659
00:47:24,875 --> 00:47:26,583
You're an animal,
you're a beast, you're a dog,
660
00:47:26,958 --> 00:47:28,625
incapable of controlling your impulses.
661
00:47:32,667 --> 00:47:34,542
Don't come in. What is it?
662
00:47:35,583 --> 00:47:37,917
The colonel requests
your presence in the library.
663
00:47:38,250 --> 00:47:39,625
On the double, he said.
664
00:47:40,083 --> 00:47:41,083
Very well.
665
00:47:41,250 --> 00:47:42,500
I'll be right down.
666
00:47:46,167 --> 00:47:47,167
Robert,
667
00:47:48,250 --> 00:47:51,292
will you choose some lingerie for me,
so I can go see your father?
668
00:48:02,083 --> 00:48:03,375
Why does he want you?
669
00:48:04,667 --> 00:48:06,500
Why are you putting
on fancy underwear?
670
00:48:06,833 --> 00:48:09,792
I put on fancy underwear
to go buy a loaf of bread.
671
00:48:10,125 --> 00:48:12,000
Or would you rather I went down naked?
672
00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:14,167
Bring me a bra and panties.
673
00:48:20,833 --> 00:48:22,083
Help me dress.
674
00:48:25,375 --> 00:48:26,583
Oh, ma'am...
675
00:48:27,750 --> 00:48:29,042
Come in.
676
00:48:35,583 --> 00:48:39,250
Ahh, the most extraordinary woman
I have ever met, bar none.
677
00:48:40,792 --> 00:48:42,000
Miss Langleur.
678
00:48:42,292 --> 00:48:43,900
She's more than my son's tutor.
679
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,917
Yes, far more than that
an iron fist in a kid glove.
680
00:48:47,083 --> 00:48:48,292
Ahh, and bright.
681
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,500
The very type of woman
this country needs for tomorrow.
682
00:48:52,250 --> 00:48:54,708
Ahh, I won't introduce these gentlemen
683
00:48:55,125 --> 00:48:56,750
for reasons of security.
684
00:48:57,167 --> 00:49:00,375
Suffice to say they are both men of
honour and highly respected for this.
685
00:49:00,750 --> 00:49:02,900
Integrity, prepared to do anything
to save the country
686
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,458
from the conspiracy of Freemasons
and the claws of Bolsheviks.
687
00:49:06,833 --> 00:49:10,000
I appreciate the honour and the
confidence you have in me, Colonel.
688
00:49:10,708 --> 00:49:13,708
I don't intend to beat around
the bush with empty formalities.
689
00:49:14,083 --> 00:49:15,500
I'll go straight to the point.
690
00:49:15,667 --> 00:49:16,792
I appreciate that, too.
691
00:49:17,167 --> 00:49:18,167
Very good.
692
00:49:18,375 --> 00:49:20,608
Our friends and myself
have decided to act
693
00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:23,875
with a view of sustaining the
values dear to our civilisation.
694
00:49:25,333 --> 00:49:27,000
The situation is pretty bad,
695
00:49:27,417 --> 00:49:30,483
and therefore,
we have to put a stop to it
696
00:49:30,583 --> 00:49:33,208
in such a way that
no one can ignore we exist.
697
00:49:34,083 --> 00:49:36,708
And that's the reason,
young lady, why we need you.
698
00:49:36,958 --> 00:49:39,625
Please be assured, I'll do anything
I can for our country's good.
699
00:49:40,583 --> 00:49:42,417
That's what I expected from you.
700
00:49:46,208 --> 00:49:48,833
However, what we are
asking you to do for us,
701
00:49:49,625 --> 00:49:50,625
is risky.
702
00:49:51,917 --> 00:49:54,000
Risks, colonel.
The bigger the better.
703
00:49:56,417 --> 00:49:58,208
A bomb.
704
00:50:03,583 --> 00:50:06,458
Ahh, here we are,
as nicely as you could wish.
705
00:50:56,167 --> 00:50:58,208
How was the flight,
windy up there, wasn't it?
706
00:51:01,542 --> 00:51:03,083
Could you give the lady a hand?
707
00:51:04,417 --> 00:51:05,667
Watch your step coming down.
708
00:51:09,417 --> 00:51:10,792
There you are, ma'am.
709
00:51:11,750 --> 00:51:14,250
- Purrs like a kitten.
- I worked on it myself, see you.
710
00:51:17,667 --> 00:51:18,708
Well now.
711
00:51:20,250 --> 00:51:22,333
It looked to me like you
enjoyed yourself, hey?
712
00:51:23,042 --> 00:51:25,275
I could hear your heart
beating louder than the engine.
713
00:51:25,375 --> 00:51:26,792
I'll bet it's never beaten hard.
714
00:51:27,792 --> 00:51:29,583
So, is that the best you can do?
715
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,542
Thank you very much.
716
00:51:31,917 --> 00:51:33,750
Do I still intimidate you?
717
00:51:34,250 --> 00:51:35,333
No.
718
00:51:38,167 --> 00:51:40,525
What's the matter, Nathalie?
Don't you want a man anymore?
719
00:51:40,625 --> 00:51:42,792
Why yes.
Yes, I still want a man.
720
00:51:42,958 --> 00:51:45,250
Of course I do,
I want a man very much.
721
00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:47,542
Tell me what's wrong.
722
00:51:48,125 --> 00:51:49,875
Well, it's not easy you know.
723
00:51:51,792 --> 00:51:53,650
May I confess something to you?
724
00:51:53,750 --> 00:51:55,250
Go ahead, confess away.
725
00:51:56,125 --> 00:51:57,417
If not to me, to whom?
726
00:51:57,875 --> 00:51:59,083
Well...
727
00:52:00,958 --> 00:52:02,150
I'm a fetishist.
728
00:52:02,250 --> 00:52:03,250
You're a...
729
00:52:03,750 --> 00:52:05,083
You're a fetish... a fetishist?
730
00:52:05,250 --> 00:52:07,750
Yes, and that's why I
couldn't make love with you.
731
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,375
Unless we were both in a
certain situation, if you know what I mean.
732
00:52:12,333 --> 00:52:13,900
I couldn't figure you out last night.
733
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,525
- So that's why?
- Well yes, that's it.
734
00:52:15,625 --> 00:52:17,167
I didn't dare speak to you about it.
735
00:52:17,375 --> 00:52:19,333
I was afraid you'd think badly of me.
736
00:52:21,542 --> 00:52:23,375
How droll.
737
00:52:23,875 --> 00:52:25,500
Why should I think badly of you?
738
00:52:25,958 --> 00:52:27,875
I'll do anything you please.
739
00:52:44,583 --> 00:52:45,583
There was a...
740
00:52:45,833 --> 00:52:48,358
- There was a telephone call for you.
- My mother?
741
00:52:48,458 --> 00:52:50,083
No, no, no. Your sister Eliane.
742
00:52:50,417 --> 00:52:51,567
It sounded serious.
743
00:52:51,667 --> 00:52:53,733
- I'm so sorry.
- You'd better call her right back.
744
00:52:53,833 --> 00:52:55,483
I hope nothing
serious has happened.
745
00:52:55,583 --> 00:52:57,458
- Do you mind?
- Of course not, go right ahead.
746
00:53:01,792 --> 00:53:03,483
Hello. I do.
747
00:53:03,583 --> 00:53:05,292
Number 17, La Surete please.
748
00:53:06,625 --> 00:53:07,958
Would you please run me a bath?
749
00:53:08,167 --> 00:53:10,625
Nice and warm.
I'd better get back in shape.
750
00:53:11,917 --> 00:53:15,458
If you'd stop flying around like a bird,
you wouldn't get out of shape.
751
00:53:17,083 --> 00:53:19,750
Hello Eliane. It's Nathalie.
752
00:53:20,208 --> 00:53:22,000
I'm glad you finally called back.
753
00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:25,608
You won't believe this,
but that stupid self-important colonel
754
00:53:25,708 --> 00:53:27,250
wants to blow up the parliament.
755
00:53:28,917 --> 00:53:29,917
Is that all?
756
00:53:30,125 --> 00:53:32,083
Along with the
prime minister I suppose, eh?
757
00:53:32,292 --> 00:53:34,083
Both him and most of his ministers.
758
00:53:34,292 --> 00:53:35,417
They'll all be there.
759
00:53:35,708 --> 00:53:37,708
It's scheduled to go off
while they vote on the budget.
760
00:53:38,458 --> 00:53:40,750
Good idea, let them
go ahead with their plot.
761
00:53:41,083 --> 00:53:43,333
Hmm, it's been done once or twice before.
762
00:53:44,292 --> 00:53:46,067
Yes but Nathalie, there's a catch.
763
00:53:46,167 --> 00:53:51,042
The colonel is expecting little me
to walk in and place the bomb.
764
00:53:52,625 --> 00:53:54,000
I can't believe it.
765
00:53:54,625 --> 00:53:56,042
Yes, it's true.
766
00:53:56,625 --> 00:53:59,042
Think of something,
if you don't want me blown to hell.
767
00:54:02,250 --> 00:54:03,833
There's only one solution.
768
00:54:05,125 --> 00:54:06,292
The baron.
769
00:54:11,708 --> 00:54:12,833
There you are.
770
00:54:18,625 --> 00:54:19,667
I love it.
771
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,167
Well now.
I'd say we were in a spot.
772
00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:27,333
Terrorism is a long way from sex.
773
00:54:28,208 --> 00:54:30,333
Now please baron,
this thing is serious.
774
00:54:31,042 --> 00:54:32,250
How do I get out of it?
775
00:54:32,417 --> 00:54:33,917
Oh, who said anything about that?
776
00:54:34,375 --> 00:54:36,125
I think that the colonel's
idea is excellent.
777
00:54:36,375 --> 00:54:38,650
A bomb will blow some life
into the political scene.
778
00:54:38,750 --> 00:54:42,083
Stop it. We've got to help
Eliane out of this situation.
779
00:54:42,250 --> 00:54:43,583
What about our contest?
780
00:54:43,833 --> 00:54:44,833
We cancel it.
781
00:54:46,458 --> 00:54:47,583
It's no-go.
782
00:54:48,292 --> 00:54:50,375
I want to become a Baroness.
783
00:54:51,125 --> 00:54:52,833
Oh, now do you really?
784
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,358
You gave your word.
785
00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:56,333
So I did,
and a promise is a promise.
786
00:54:57,500 --> 00:54:58,833
There's only one solution.
787
00:54:59,375 --> 00:55:00,458
What's that?
788
00:55:01,542 --> 00:55:02,917
You hurry things along.
789
00:55:03,417 --> 00:55:06,083
You finish what you started
before they debate on the budget.
790
00:55:07,292 --> 00:55:08,417
It's pretty short.
791
00:55:10,042 --> 00:55:11,942
I don't know, that leaves us
a couple of weeks.
792
00:55:12,042 --> 00:55:13,958
More than enough to do
what you set out to do.
793
00:55:14,750 --> 00:55:15,875
Here's to you.
794
00:55:18,792 --> 00:55:20,167
Here's to health.
795
00:55:20,708 --> 00:55:22,000
And good luck to both.
796
00:55:26,083 --> 00:55:30,417
Rock a bye baby in the treetops
797
00:55:31,125 --> 00:55:33,542
When the wind blows the...
798
00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:39,750
Don't make any noise please,
she's practically asleep.
799
00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:45,375
Sophie,
800
00:55:46,083 --> 00:55:50,458
do you remember what you did
with the cup-and-ball the other day?
801
00:55:50,625 --> 00:55:51,667
Yes.
802
00:55:52,167 --> 00:55:54,250
It was like sucking on a lollipop.
803
00:55:55,042 --> 00:55:57,250
Father never ever buys me lollipops.
804
00:55:58,125 --> 00:55:59,833
Your father won't say anything
805
00:56:00,042 --> 00:56:03,900
but first, you've got to make me a
solemn promise that you'll obey me
806
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,192
and do exactly what I say.
807
00:56:05,292 --> 00:56:07,208
Sure, I'll do exactly what you say.
808
00:56:07,625 --> 00:56:10,833
You mustn't speak.
You must make no noise.
809
00:56:11,750 --> 00:56:13,692
What you're going
to learn is very important,
810
00:56:13,792 --> 00:56:17,333
but you mustn't open your mouth
nor make the slightest sound.
811
00:56:18,333 --> 00:56:19,458
Dearest friend...
812
00:56:19,958 --> 00:56:24,250
there are only six days left,
yet I'm continuing to break in Robert.
813
00:56:24,792 --> 00:56:26,917
That little cherry is crazy about me.
814
00:56:27,375 --> 00:56:30,125
It's strange sometimes,
for Robert is almost a man
815
00:56:30,458 --> 00:56:32,583
and his entire being is focused on me.
816
00:56:32,792 --> 00:56:34,333
My body fascinates him.
817
00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:36,208
He'd do anything to see me naked,
818
00:56:36,625 --> 00:56:39,500
as he'd do anything
for the pleasure of licking my feet.
819
00:56:39,833 --> 00:56:41,500
He's obsessive about it.
820
00:56:42,125 --> 00:56:45,000
The punishment I devised for him,
for this quirk,
821
00:56:45,167 --> 00:56:46,567
was to make him scrub down
822
00:56:46,667 --> 00:56:49,333
our somewhat simple-minded
young maid, Claudia
823
00:56:49,583 --> 00:56:51,958
when she took her
weekly bath in the kitchen.
824
00:56:53,250 --> 00:56:55,333
Robert is very class conscious,
825
00:56:55,750 --> 00:56:59,500
and he accepted his punishment
with considerable reluctance.
826
00:57:01,292 --> 00:57:03,208
Claudia couldn't make head or tail of it,
827
00:57:03,917 --> 00:57:06,292
but submitted passively to the ordeal.
828
00:57:06,667 --> 00:57:10,000
And yet, though she was ill at ease
and sometimes trembled,
829
00:57:10,208 --> 00:57:13,542
I could see in her face that
the whole thing gave her obvious pleasure.
830
00:57:14,750 --> 00:57:16,417
Women are strange, aren't they?
831
00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:24,708
As a matter of fact,
832
00:57:24,958 --> 00:57:28,167
the only person who didn't
appreciate it was Albert, the butler.
833
00:57:31,583 --> 00:57:34,583
He stumbled in on the scene,
and immediately put a stop to it.
834
00:57:36,125 --> 00:57:39,125
Whatever you do,
some people will be upset by it.
835
00:57:40,042 --> 00:57:41,167
That's life.
836
00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:46,500
With fond kisses,
and hoping to see you soon, Eliane.
837
00:58:25,583 --> 00:58:28,083
No Charles, not that way, no!
838
00:58:28,250 --> 00:58:29,250
Stop it!
839
00:58:29,500 --> 00:58:30,708
I said no.
840
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,208
You promised!
841
00:58:34,042 --> 00:58:35,750
I'm sorry, really sorry but...
842
00:58:36,125 --> 00:58:37,317
I want you so...
843
00:58:37,417 --> 00:58:39,000
I want you so much.
844
00:58:40,417 --> 00:58:41,417
You're...
845
00:58:42,708 --> 00:58:43,750
Well...
846
00:58:49,958 --> 00:58:51,292
I'm ashamed.
847
00:58:52,542 --> 00:58:53,750
I'm so ashamed.
848
00:58:56,333 --> 00:58:57,333
What's that?
849
00:58:59,667 --> 00:59:02,042
Where did you find all this gear,
I don't believe it.
850
00:59:02,792 --> 00:59:05,250
- I don't understand.
- I don't discuss my morals.
851
00:59:05,917 --> 00:59:08,667
Charles, you either accept or you refuse.
852
00:59:08,875 --> 00:59:10,250
But let's not talk morals.
853
00:59:10,417 --> 00:59:12,875
Keep your advice and keep your reflections.
854
00:59:13,417 --> 00:59:14,875
We all have our secrets.
855
00:59:15,583 --> 00:59:17,083
I'm not asking for yours.
856
00:59:18,125 --> 00:59:20,833
Now that you know mine,
I'd like you to kindly respect it.
857
00:59:21,833 --> 00:59:23,358
So you'd better decide right now
858
00:59:23,458 --> 00:59:25,333
whether you want to make love with me.
859
00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:28,500
I accept.
860
00:59:28,833 --> 00:59:31,167
You know, fantasies, why...
861
00:59:31,583 --> 00:59:32,958
make the world go round.
862
01:00:03,333 --> 01:00:04,625
Sit down.
863
01:00:19,208 --> 01:00:20,542
I'll be...
864
01:00:25,667 --> 01:00:27,208
What happens if I need my hands?
865
01:00:27,708 --> 01:00:29,375
Just trust me, Charles.
866
01:00:30,042 --> 01:00:32,083
It's a surprise.
867
01:00:32,583 --> 01:00:34,625
You won't need anything at all.
868
01:00:35,292 --> 01:00:37,417
Just let yourself go.
869
01:00:41,083 --> 01:00:42,792
Relax, Charles.
870
01:00:43,792 --> 01:00:45,167
That's fine.
871
01:00:46,042 --> 01:00:49,333
What I'm going to ask
you now is very important.
872
01:00:49,625 --> 01:00:50,625
What?
873
01:00:50,958 --> 01:00:52,917
You must remain silent.
874
01:00:53,667 --> 01:00:55,750
You mustn't say a word,
875
01:00:56,417 --> 01:00:58,375
or you'll break a spell.
876
01:00:58,792 --> 01:01:01,208
Don't spoil this wonderful moment.
877
01:01:02,375 --> 01:01:03,375
Promise.
878
01:01:04,792 --> 01:01:05,875
I promise.
879
01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:11,875
I'm coming right back.
880
01:02:17,292 --> 01:02:18,667
Clementine...
881
01:02:18,833 --> 01:02:20,500
- Huh?
- Follow me.
882
01:03:09,958 --> 01:03:11,875
Everyone has got to be told.
883
01:03:12,417 --> 01:03:13,667
Tomorrow.
884
01:03:13,875 --> 01:03:15,042
Holy virgin.
885
01:03:15,458 --> 01:03:18,000
Oh, good God, how is it possible?
886
01:03:19,292 --> 01:03:21,375
Oh yes, I'll tell everybody.
887
01:03:22,208 --> 01:03:23,292
The whole world.
888
01:03:35,417 --> 01:03:37,417
[indistinct]
889
01:03:39,083 --> 01:03:40,292
Let's see now, err...
890
01:03:40,625 --> 01:03:42,333
OK George, get on your feet.
891
01:03:42,625 --> 01:03:43,667
Good.
892
01:03:44,292 --> 01:03:45,775
Put a little bit more lust into it.
893
01:03:45,875 --> 01:03:47,500
Don't forget, millions
of kids are waiting for this.
894
01:03:47,708 --> 01:03:49,567
That's cruel.
Rita here and Santa Claus?
895
01:03:49,667 --> 01:03:50,633
I can't do that to her.
896
01:03:50,833 --> 01:03:51,900
Come on now, George.
897
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,275
Amelia, do you mind?
Right, good girl. Thank you.
898
01:03:54,375 --> 01:03:55,317
We need you now.
899
01:03:55,417 --> 01:03:56,400
Good.
900
01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:57,833
You can take that off later.
901
01:03:58,250 --> 01:03:59,250
Good girl.
902
01:03:59,792 --> 01:04:00,792
Come along.
903
01:04:01,417 --> 01:04:02,583
Alright, over here.
904
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,000
Right.
905
01:04:04,292 --> 01:04:05,625
Now, take off this stuff.
906
01:04:06,958 --> 01:04:08,942
Yeah, that's it.
907
01:04:09,042 --> 01:04:11,650
Let's see a little bit of Christmas Christ.
908
01:04:11,750 --> 01:04:13,025
Now, sit down on Rita.
909
01:04:13,125 --> 01:04:15,208
Oh, that old stunt again?
910
01:04:15,667 --> 01:04:16,858
That oughta cave in my chest, huh?
911
01:04:16,958 --> 01:04:18,000
It'll only take a minute.
912
01:04:18,208 --> 01:04:19,650
- That's it.
- I'm not eating candy again.
913
01:04:19,750 --> 01:04:20,750
Everyone ready?
914
01:04:21,708 --> 01:04:22,708
It looks good.
915
01:04:23,500 --> 01:04:24,583
Bring on the snow storm.
916
01:04:27,958 --> 01:04:28,958
Smile...
917
01:04:32,292 --> 01:04:33,667
- You're enjoying it.
- Huh, yeah.
918
01:04:34,792 --> 01:04:36,650
Rita, take off your clothes, would you?
919
01:04:36,750 --> 01:04:38,667
Alright... let's see some more bosom.
920
01:04:39,167 --> 01:04:40,458
My boob? Ahh!
921
01:04:40,875 --> 01:04:42,625
Don't forget you're sitting on mine.
922
01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:46,400
You mean they droop to your belly button.
923
01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:47,792
Just you wait.
924
01:04:48,458 --> 01:04:49,458
That'll do.
925
01:04:51,458 --> 01:04:53,292
Now, a little sigh.
926
01:04:54,792 --> 01:04:57,708
Ah nice, that's exactly right.
927
01:04:59,875 --> 01:05:01,125
Oh, that infernal machine!
928
01:05:03,583 --> 01:05:04,958
Keep going, I'll be right back.
929
01:05:06,708 --> 01:05:08,625
Baron Plessis du Regard,
who is this?
930
01:05:09,042 --> 01:05:10,042
Oh, it's you.
931
01:05:11,750 --> 01:05:12,750
Tonight?
932
01:05:13,292 --> 01:05:14,333
Are you sure?
933
01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:16,042
Alright, I'll be there.
934
01:05:29,750 --> 01:05:32,875
Bulls... Eye. Bullseye.
935
01:05:34,333 --> 01:05:37,125
Why you... You hit the bullseye.
936
01:05:42,417 --> 01:05:43,458
Let's see now.
937
01:05:44,125 --> 01:05:45,125
What are you up to?
938
01:05:46,833 --> 01:05:49,500
As they say,
the devil finds work for idle hands.
939
01:05:50,208 --> 01:05:51,708
Let's see now, shall we?
940
01:05:53,208 --> 01:05:55,208
What's all this nonsense about?
941
01:05:56,792 --> 01:05:57,792
Ahh.
942
01:06:00,708 --> 01:06:01,917
You're learning to read, eh?
943
01:06:03,125 --> 01:06:04,292
That's a new one on me.
944
01:06:06,125 --> 01:06:07,917
The young lady wants an education.
945
01:06:09,292 --> 01:06:11,333
Why don't you let me
teach the alphabet my way?
946
01:06:11,958 --> 01:06:13,942
My alphabet is very practical, you'll see.
947
01:06:14,042 --> 01:06:15,042
A...
948
01:06:15,833 --> 01:06:16,833
B...
949
01:06:19,625 --> 01:06:20,625
There.
950
01:06:21,792 --> 01:06:23,208
A, B, C...
951
01:06:23,708 --> 01:06:24,708
D.
952
01:06:25,875 --> 01:06:27,083
Ah, they're so pretty.
953
01:06:27,458 --> 01:06:28,792
B is so nice.
954
01:06:29,083 --> 01:06:30,708
Such a cute little behind.
955
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,942
I don't know what I like best.
956
01:06:33,042 --> 01:06:34,792
Your behind or, there.
957
01:06:42,292 --> 01:06:43,375
Come here.
958
01:06:52,708 --> 01:06:54,292
We'll see about the rest later.
959
01:07:00,750 --> 01:07:02,917
Affirmative, Colonel.
960
01:07:16,583 --> 01:07:19,750
Well, it's er...
It's quite annoying at that.
961
01:07:20,083 --> 01:07:22,000
No one can be trusted anymore.
962
01:07:23,208 --> 01:07:24,375
- And...
- Hmm?
963
01:07:24,750 --> 01:07:29,250
Since we learned that you found
such a nice tutor for your daughter, Sophie...
964
01:07:29,792 --> 01:07:30,792
Well...
965
01:07:31,333 --> 01:07:33,400
We thought that perhaps
you wouldn't mind
966
01:07:33,500 --> 01:07:36,042
were I to leave our two nieces
with them for the afternoon.
967
01:07:37,917 --> 01:07:39,500
Well, I hadn't thought of it but...
968
01:07:41,292 --> 01:07:42,333
Clementine...
969
01:07:44,375 --> 01:07:45,375
Clementine...
970
01:07:49,125 --> 01:07:50,500
Why, I'm not deaf!
971
01:07:51,625 --> 01:07:53,442
I know you're not,
my good woman, but I...
972
01:07:53,542 --> 01:07:55,458
I am not your good woman, Sir!
973
01:07:56,250 --> 01:07:58,958
I'm not anybody's good woman,
least of all a gent who...
974
01:08:00,708 --> 01:08:01,875
What can I do for you?
975
01:08:03,417 --> 01:08:05,150
Well, what's the matter now, Clementine?
976
01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:06,375
Why, nothing sir.
977
01:08:06,875 --> 01:08:08,917
Fine, in that case ask
Miss Journo to come here.
978
01:08:09,208 --> 01:08:10,542
Yes, of course I'll tell her.
979
01:08:11,875 --> 01:08:12,983
She's upset by something.
980
01:08:13,083 --> 01:08:15,375
They quite often are here.
It's changing times.
981
01:08:15,583 --> 01:08:17,083
Today there's no respect for anything.
982
01:08:17,542 --> 01:08:19,083
What's the world coming to?
983
01:08:20,292 --> 01:08:21,667
You heard about that schoolteacher?
984
01:08:21,875 --> 01:08:23,375
She ran away with a farm boy.
985
01:08:23,958 --> 01:08:25,500
At least you're safe with Clementine.
986
01:08:27,042 --> 01:08:29,375
I sometimes wonder if war might...
987
01:08:29,708 --> 01:08:31,458
Oh, I'm all for a good war.
988
01:08:38,167 --> 01:08:39,167
Hello.
989
01:08:40,333 --> 01:08:43,500
Miss er Dupoir Lelou, er Miss Journo.
990
01:08:43,750 --> 01:08:46,500
Miss Dupoir Lelou would
like you to look after her er...
991
01:08:46,792 --> 01:08:48,317
her two young nieces this afternoon.
992
01:08:48,417 --> 01:08:49,458
I said you would.
993
01:08:50,333 --> 01:08:52,375
I say the more we are, the merrier.
994
01:08:52,750 --> 01:08:54,083
- I'll be glad to.
- Thank you.
995
01:08:54,250 --> 01:08:55,417
Alright, that's settled.
996
01:08:56,208 --> 01:09:00,167
And don't forget to come back
in time for er... our little business.
997
01:09:00,375 --> 01:09:02,417
Yes of course, Sir. I didn't forget.
998
01:09:02,708 --> 01:09:04,458
The material is waiting, and so am I.
999
01:09:14,458 --> 01:09:16,375
We're going to try our hand at drawing.
1000
01:09:16,917 --> 01:09:18,483
Sophie, show us the etchings please.
1001
01:09:18,583 --> 01:09:19,583
Yes ma'am.
1002
01:09:25,542 --> 01:09:30,708
These drawings Ladies,
are what I would term "superb craftsmanship"
1003
01:09:32,125 --> 01:09:33,250
Don't close your eyes.
1004
01:09:33,667 --> 01:09:34,958
It's great art.
1005
01:09:36,292 --> 01:09:38,042
Every single sketch...
1006
01:09:39,542 --> 01:09:40,692
was drawn from life.
1007
01:09:40,792 --> 01:09:42,208
That is to say, with marvel.
1008
01:09:44,333 --> 01:09:45,917
What I'd like you to do...
1009
01:09:46,667 --> 01:09:47,958
is reproduce...
1010
01:09:48,417 --> 01:09:50,000
these masterpieces.
1011
01:09:50,375 --> 01:09:51,375
But...
1012
01:09:51,625 --> 01:09:55,125
So that there may be a
measure of creativity on your part,
1013
01:09:56,042 --> 01:10:00,417
I'll ask you to replace the bodies
and the faces with your own.
1014
01:10:02,250 --> 01:10:04,500
Which of you will reproduce that one?
1015
01:10:09,042 --> 01:10:10,125
Very well.
1016
01:10:12,083 --> 01:10:14,750
You... and you...
1017
01:10:15,583 --> 01:10:16,958
Please take it.
1018
01:10:18,333 --> 01:10:19,917
You'll each pose in turn.
1019
01:10:20,083 --> 01:10:21,250
That's important.
1020
01:10:22,625 --> 01:10:24,333
Oh, we have to take our clothes off?
1021
01:10:24,583 --> 01:10:26,000
So what? Take them off.
1022
01:10:26,417 --> 01:10:28,500
The Vatican is full of naked statues.
1023
01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:29,875
The Pope doesn't mind.
1024
01:10:30,542 --> 01:10:32,292
Don't be more virtuous than the Pope.
1025
01:10:51,417 --> 01:10:52,500
How about you?
1026
01:10:53,167 --> 01:10:54,958
Where there's shyness, there's no fun.
1027
01:11:02,792 --> 01:11:04,442
That goes for you too, Sophie.
1028
01:11:04,542 --> 01:11:05,542
Go on.
1029
01:11:14,917 --> 01:11:16,417
Try to be good models.
1030
01:11:17,208 --> 01:11:19,375
I want to see you as naked as these girls.
1031
01:11:34,208 --> 01:11:36,567
Don't stand there like statues, go on.
1032
01:11:36,667 --> 01:11:37,708
Pose like them.
1033
01:11:39,208 --> 01:11:41,067
But ma'am, that's impossible, look at it.
1034
01:11:41,167 --> 01:11:43,125
Just what's impossible?
Nothing's impossible.
1035
01:11:43,917 --> 01:11:45,042
Use your imagination.
1036
01:11:45,208 --> 01:11:46,442
That's how the artist's saw it,
1037
01:11:46,542 --> 01:11:49,042
but you could approximate
it and adapt it, I'm sure.
1038
01:12:05,875 --> 01:12:07,458
You look ridiculous.
1039
01:12:09,792 --> 01:12:11,833
What do you think of it,
sweet little Sophie?
1040
01:12:12,125 --> 01:12:13,458
I'm not too sure what to think.
1041
01:12:14,292 --> 01:12:17,125
Maybe she should be
whipped with a long, hard rod.
1042
01:12:17,917 --> 01:12:19,667
You're probably right, Sophie.
1043
01:12:20,958 --> 01:12:23,167
However, they're too
silly to understand that.
1044
01:12:24,250 --> 01:12:25,417
Come with me.
1045
01:12:47,750 --> 01:12:49,917
I'd like to give you
a little advice for tonight.
1046
01:12:50,417 --> 01:12:51,500
Tonight, ma'am?
1047
01:12:52,333 --> 01:12:53,667
Yes, Sophie.
1048
01:12:54,833 --> 01:12:58,542
This night is going to be the
most important night of your life.
1049
01:12:59,792 --> 01:13:03,750
After, nothing will ever
again be like before.
1050
01:13:09,333 --> 01:13:10,458
Good God.
1051
01:13:15,667 --> 01:13:17,125
What in the world are you doing?
1052
01:13:17,292 --> 01:13:18,375
Are you mad?
1053
01:13:18,958 --> 01:13:20,167
We were copying that drawing.
1054
01:13:20,333 --> 01:13:21,333
But didn't you say...
1055
01:13:21,667 --> 01:13:23,458
What were you doing to her just now?
1056
01:13:23,958 --> 01:13:26,292
Well look at it ma'am, look at the pubis.
1057
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:30,000
They're right, she's got no pubic hair.
1058
01:13:30,542 --> 01:13:31,833
We've got to match the drawing.
1059
01:13:32,208 --> 01:13:33,417
That's what you said.
1060
01:13:34,042 --> 01:13:35,375
That's what you said!
1061
01:13:36,375 --> 01:13:37,708
Yes, of course.
1062
01:13:40,083 --> 01:13:41,208
Go on then.
1063
01:13:42,083 --> 01:13:43,208
After all,
1064
01:13:44,083 --> 01:13:45,750
it never harmed anybody.
1065
01:13:56,958 --> 01:13:58,833
- Miss Journo...
- What?
1066
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,625
Look, it feels just like silk.
1067
01:14:00,833 --> 01:14:02,208
You know what I could do with it?
1068
01:14:02,792 --> 01:14:04,275
You know, I once learned to weave,
1069
01:14:04,375 --> 01:14:06,583
and I could make a fine
hanky with it for their aunt.
1070
01:14:07,417 --> 01:14:09,000
That's a very good idea.
1071
01:14:13,875 --> 01:14:15,458
It's a gift from your nieces.
1072
01:14:15,667 --> 01:14:16,708
Feel it, ma'am.
1073
01:14:19,292 --> 01:14:20,292
Oh...
1074
01:14:20,958 --> 01:14:22,250
They're adorable.
1075
01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:24,500
It's so sweet of you.
1076
01:14:28,333 --> 01:14:30,000
Goodbye, my dear friend.
1077
01:14:31,083 --> 01:14:32,750
- Till next week?
- Hmm.
1078
01:14:38,333 --> 01:14:40,500
- Quite amusing, that idea of the hanky.
- Yes, quite.
1079
01:14:40,792 --> 01:14:42,000
Sophie's the one who thought of it.
1080
01:15:52,875 --> 01:15:54,833
And remember, not a word.
1081
01:15:56,250 --> 01:15:59,375
I don't want you to worry,
everything's going to be just fine.
1082
01:16:00,833 --> 01:16:02,708
Do exactly what I said.
1083
01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:06,625
The first experience is
really very important to a girl.
1084
01:16:08,250 --> 01:16:10,208
Just think of Justine.
1085
01:17:59,167 --> 01:18:01,042
God...
1086
01:18:09,417 --> 01:18:12,167
Oh... Oh!
1087
01:18:12,417 --> 01:18:15,375
Good God... oh... oh!
1088
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,375
Do you...
1089
01:18:19,292 --> 01:18:21,792
Do you have sexual
congress with my father?
1090
01:18:22,250 --> 01:18:23,292
Lace me up,
1091
01:18:23,500 --> 01:18:25,250
and stop asking questions.
1092
01:18:26,042 --> 01:18:27,375
A weird word.
1093
01:18:28,292 --> 01:18:29,625
Congress.
1094
01:18:29,958 --> 01:18:31,458
I want to know if you do?
1095
01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:33,458
I have to know.
1096
01:18:34,917 --> 01:18:35,917
Very well.
1097
01:18:39,542 --> 01:18:41,417
Then come down to the library.
1098
01:18:43,458 --> 01:18:44,917
Wait about an hour.
1099
01:18:45,125 --> 01:18:46,125
A full hour.
1100
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:48,650
As you describe it, it's horrible.
1101
01:18:48,750 --> 01:18:50,417
Yes, it's er, it is horrible.
1102
01:18:50,875 --> 01:18:52,125
Something has to be done.
1103
01:18:52,375 --> 01:18:54,667
We've got to fight back,
save the country.
1104
01:18:55,208 --> 01:18:56,208
I'm going to...
1105
01:18:57,292 --> 01:18:59,583
Move over the date
we set for our plan.
1106
01:18:59,917 --> 01:19:01,500
I'll abide by your decision,
1107
01:19:01,750 --> 01:19:03,917
but we've got to remain calm,
1108
01:19:04,208 --> 01:19:06,958
and carefully review
the whole situation.
1109
01:19:07,750 --> 01:19:10,292
I know that sherry
will go right to my head,
1110
01:19:10,500 --> 01:19:11,917
but the occasion calls for it.
1111
01:19:12,083 --> 01:19:13,125
Sherry?
1112
01:19:13,333 --> 01:19:15,525
You... you want some sherry?
1113
01:19:15,625 --> 01:19:17,000
I do Colonel, please.
1114
01:19:17,417 --> 01:19:20,525
Let's forget for one moment the abyss
into which they're pushing our country.
1115
01:19:20,625 --> 01:19:22,917
Let's forget it,
only for a short moment.
1116
01:19:40,292 --> 01:19:41,750
More power to you.
1117
01:19:44,958 --> 01:19:48,692
To how many enemies have these hands
meted out a most horrible death?
1118
01:19:48,792 --> 01:19:50,692
I don't know, why I'd say dozens.
1119
01:19:50,792 --> 01:19:52,542
Maybe well, hundreds... maybe...
1120
01:19:52,708 --> 01:19:54,500
Counts in, think of a battle...
1121
01:19:54,750 --> 01:19:57,483
How many captured women
have I taken as spoil?
1122
01:19:57,583 --> 01:19:59,250
How I would have liked to be with you,
1123
01:19:59,458 --> 01:20:01,608
and fight with you to
the limits of my strength.
1124
01:20:01,708 --> 01:20:04,733
To risk my life next to you,
in those exciting battles.
1125
01:20:04,833 --> 01:20:05,917
How exciting.
1126
01:20:07,167 --> 01:20:08,375
Tell me how it was.
1127
01:20:08,542 --> 01:20:10,775
Show me how you charged
up the mountain, Colonel.
1128
01:20:10,875 --> 01:20:11,833
I'll tell you all.
1129
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:13,708
I'll tell you all.
1130
01:20:28,792 --> 01:20:30,708
Charge!
1131
01:21:52,125 --> 01:21:53,167
That's about enough.
1132
01:21:53,875 --> 01:21:55,792
Your room's got to be cleaned, you hear?
1133
01:21:55,958 --> 01:21:57,500
Get up so I can make your bed.
1134
01:21:57,667 --> 01:21:59,792
It wasn't me, it wasn't.
1135
01:22:00,917 --> 01:22:03,000
I'd better let some air in here, hmm.
1136
01:22:03,458 --> 01:22:04,917
Get rid of that stale smell.
1137
01:22:05,083 --> 01:22:06,167
It wasn't me.
1138
01:22:10,042 --> 01:22:11,008
Ahh...
1139
01:22:11,208 --> 01:22:13,083
What a beautiful day.
1140
01:22:13,333 --> 01:22:15,667
One deep breath is worth any tonic.
1141
01:22:16,625 --> 01:22:18,042
That's what you should do.
1142
01:22:18,417 --> 01:22:19,917
Don't take it so bad.
1143
01:22:20,917 --> 01:22:23,208
Such things are as old as the world,
1144
01:22:23,667 --> 01:22:25,042
and you're not the first.
1145
01:22:25,458 --> 01:22:27,025
You know it, and everybody knows it.
1146
01:22:27,125 --> 01:22:28,833
Lots of girls sleep with their fathers.
1147
01:22:31,500 --> 01:22:33,417
Try to forget it.
1148
01:22:34,208 --> 01:22:36,083
You must try to forget.
1149
01:22:37,083 --> 01:22:38,125
You must.
1150
01:22:40,167 --> 01:22:41,167
Ohh...
1151
01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:42,875
If it were up to me.
1152
01:22:44,250 --> 01:22:47,167
In my opinion, you should send
Sophie far away from home.
1153
01:22:49,083 --> 01:22:50,625
Let a little time go by.
1154
01:22:50,875 --> 01:22:51,875
It's best.
1155
01:22:52,667 --> 01:22:54,792
I'm sure you'll agree with me sir.
1156
01:22:55,333 --> 01:22:56,750
You've got to send Miss Sophie
1157
01:22:57,375 --> 01:22:58,417
away from here.
1158
01:22:58,833 --> 01:23:01,750
Not very long,
only until people forget about it.
1159
01:23:03,875 --> 01:23:05,167
Don't you worry yourself,
1160
01:23:05,417 --> 01:23:06,917
I'll take care of everything.
1161
01:23:11,750 --> 01:23:13,167
It wasn't me.
1162
01:23:16,792 --> 01:23:19,792
DON'T THESE OLD MEN HAVE CHILDREN?
1163
01:23:33,833 --> 01:23:36,083
He never did that sort of thing with me,
1164
01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:39,542
and we've been married for thirty years.
1165
01:23:42,833 --> 01:23:43,875
What er...
1166
01:23:44,167 --> 01:23:46,667
I do wonder what excites him so much.
1167
01:23:49,208 --> 01:23:50,333
My ass.
1168
01:23:51,083 --> 01:23:52,083
Ahh.
1169
01:23:52,417 --> 01:23:54,042
How well put that is.
1170
01:23:55,375 --> 01:23:58,125
That's what has always
made the world go around.
1171
01:23:59,083 --> 01:24:00,458
You're quite right.
1172
01:24:01,292 --> 01:24:02,250
Hmm.
1173
01:24:02,417 --> 01:24:03,608
You should try using it.
1174
01:24:03,708 --> 01:24:06,875
It's never been my forte,
too late now at my age.
1175
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:09,000
But...
1176
01:24:09,333 --> 01:24:11,542
I wonder if the next time...
1177
01:24:12,792 --> 01:24:13,792
Hmm...
1178
01:24:15,417 --> 01:24:18,583
The very next time, yes.
1179
01:24:19,375 --> 01:24:21,417
I'll follow your advice.
1180
01:24:21,708 --> 01:24:22,792
My son.
1181
01:24:23,250 --> 01:24:24,667
Ass, my son.
1182
01:24:25,542 --> 01:24:28,292
Ass is the most
important thing in the world.
1183
01:24:30,125 --> 01:24:31,583
And never forget it.
1184
01:25:01,667 --> 01:25:02,625
Robert,
1185
01:25:02,792 --> 01:25:04,233
one of my garters came loose.
1186
01:25:04,333 --> 01:25:05,375
Would you?
1187
01:25:26,667 --> 01:25:27,667
Robert,
1188
01:25:29,042 --> 01:25:30,625
why don't you come up for air?
1189
01:25:33,583 --> 01:25:36,750
Robert, teeth is not what
you use to hook a garter back on.
1190
01:26:13,625 --> 01:26:14,792
Why thank you, Albert.
1191
01:26:15,750 --> 01:26:17,000
Hello?
1192
01:26:17,917 --> 01:26:19,167
You may go now.
1193
01:26:21,833 --> 01:26:23,000
Congratulations.
1194
01:26:23,625 --> 01:26:26,442
What you did verges on
artistic perfection, darling.
1195
01:26:26,542 --> 01:26:27,875
The picture is very good.
1196
01:26:29,167 --> 01:26:31,292
Excuse me for sighing
into the telephone, but
1197
01:26:33,083 --> 01:26:34,333
Robert is under the table,
1198
01:26:34,833 --> 01:26:36,917
and he's doing things to me.
1199
01:26:37,750 --> 01:26:39,417
You know what I mean?
1200
01:26:41,208 --> 01:26:42,833
Sophie, an exercise.
1201
01:26:43,750 --> 01:26:46,500
Would you check if
my garters are well hooked on?
1202
01:26:58,833 --> 01:27:00,667
We're even now, darling.
1203
01:27:01,458 --> 01:27:03,708
I, too have someone under my skirt,
1204
01:27:04,167 --> 01:27:07,375
and the scandal you raised
is well nigh cancelled out by mine.
1205
01:27:07,833 --> 01:27:08,833
You'll hear about it
1206
01:27:09,333 --> 01:27:11,958
when the scandal oozes out
of here and comes your way,
1207
01:27:12,667 --> 01:27:15,667
I assure you that I hit
smack in the bulls-eye.
1208
01:27:16,125 --> 01:27:18,458
The famous Leroy-Murville
family is ruined.
1209
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:21,833
I mean, it's branded as immoral.
1210
01:27:26,458 --> 01:27:27,750
You'll give me all the details?
1211
01:27:29,583 --> 01:27:31,125
Of course.
1212
01:27:31,958 --> 01:27:32,958
Mmm...
1213
01:27:35,167 --> 01:27:36,250
By the way,
1214
01:27:37,792 --> 01:27:39,750
you haven't heard the best part yet.
1215
01:27:42,208 --> 01:27:45,833
Charles Leroy-Murville,
in the face of the scandal,
1216
01:27:46,583 --> 01:27:47,667
decided...
1217
01:27:49,167 --> 01:27:50,708
to send Sophie...
1218
01:27:50,875 --> 01:27:52,583
and her tutor, namely me...
1219
01:27:53,875 --> 01:27:55,125
to Venice.
1220
01:27:55,792 --> 01:27:56,958
I'm supposed...
1221
01:27:58,750 --> 01:28:01,333
to prevent a shock.
1222
01:28:02,667 --> 01:28:04,458
Oh, that's marvellous.
1223
01:28:07,375 --> 01:28:09,125
I've tried to get
the same thing here.
1224
01:28:10,042 --> 01:28:11,583
You wanna bet
we'll leave together?
1225
01:28:11,833 --> 01:28:13,417
I'll introduce you to Robert.
1226
01:28:14,125 --> 01:28:15,167
You'll see.
1227
01:28:16,333 --> 01:28:17,625
We'll go to Venice.
1228
01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:19,167
The four of us.
1229
01:28:42,542 --> 01:28:45,958
You'd never imagine the face Sophie
made the first time she read "Justine."
1230
01:28:49,125 --> 01:28:50,917
She's come a long way since then.
1231
01:28:51,500 --> 01:28:53,792
However, she'll never
let go of good manners,
1232
01:28:55,167 --> 01:28:57,292
even when she masturbates.
1233
01:28:57,792 --> 01:29:01,708
So I wonder sometimes
how she got so expert.
1234
01:29:03,708 --> 01:29:05,167
Robert's quite the opposite.
1235
01:29:07,125 --> 01:29:09,417
His little thingamajig
must be like an orphan.
1236
01:29:12,458 --> 01:29:13,692
I've got an idea.
1237
01:29:13,792 --> 01:29:14,833
Wait a minute.
1238
01:29:16,583 --> 01:29:17,550
Sophie,
1239
01:29:17,750 --> 01:29:20,083
would you show Eliane
how good you've become?
1240
01:29:21,375 --> 01:29:25,542
Ahh, you never would believe the magic
she can weave with her fingertips.
1241
01:29:25,708 --> 01:29:27,067
I'm sure you'll agree,
1242
01:29:27,167 --> 01:29:29,208
girls learn much faster than boys.
1243
01:29:30,458 --> 01:29:32,667
Not bad. Not bad.
1244
01:29:35,208 --> 01:29:37,750
But, Robert's been a very good pupil.
1245
01:29:39,833 --> 01:29:41,833
Would you show Nathalie, huh?
1246
01:29:43,375 --> 01:29:45,583
Your pupil learned her lesson well.
1247
01:29:45,875 --> 01:29:48,292
Very well, so did yours.
1248
01:29:48,500 --> 01:29:49,942
Well, well...
1249
01:29:50,042 --> 01:29:51,292
Mmm... ahh, hah...
1250
01:29:55,750 --> 01:29:57,542
Fast work from both of them.
1251
01:29:58,500 --> 01:30:00,400
- Which is faster?
- A race?
1252
01:30:00,500 --> 01:30:01,483
Ah huh.
1253
01:30:01,583 --> 01:30:04,542
There... there's a bottle on the table.
1254
01:30:04,833 --> 01:30:05,833
Mmmm.
1255
01:30:06,042 --> 01:30:07,500
The first one...
1256
01:30:08,125 --> 01:30:11,667
slips our panties off
and puts them on the bottle, wins.
1257
01:30:13,417 --> 01:30:15,125
- Okay?
- Okay.
1258
01:30:15,583 --> 01:30:18,025
Well now children, is that understood?
1259
01:30:18,125 --> 01:30:19,108
Yes ma'am.
1260
01:30:19,208 --> 01:30:21,417
Robert, did you hear?
1261
01:30:22,083 --> 01:30:23,125
Yes.
1262
01:30:24,458 --> 01:30:26,483
Now then, do us both the honour of winning,
1263
01:30:26,583 --> 01:30:28,375
I mean, on your marks,
1264
01:30:29,333 --> 01:30:30,458
Get set,
1265
01:30:30,917 --> 01:30:35,583
1, 2, 3, go!
1266
01:30:48,667 --> 01:30:50,000
I won.
1267
01:30:52,167 --> 01:30:54,333
You like your wine
at leg temperature?
1268
01:30:55,042 --> 01:30:58,708
No, it's only a joke.
An old school prank.
1269
01:30:59,250 --> 01:31:01,167
- It's all in good fun.
- Ahh.
1270
01:31:01,625 --> 01:31:05,125
May I suggest that you restrict
sundry pranks and unseemly jokes
1271
01:31:05,333 --> 01:31:07,000
to the privacy of your cabins?
1272
01:31:07,208 --> 01:31:08,875
The company rules are very strict
1273
01:31:09,292 --> 01:31:11,083
about the temperature of Bordeaux wine.
1274
01:31:22,458 --> 01:31:24,833
I'd say that mine is better looking.
1275
01:31:38,583 --> 01:31:40,667
Yes, you've got a point.
1276
01:31:41,750 --> 01:31:44,292
But mine has got nicer legs.
1277
01:31:53,167 --> 01:31:54,625
You've got a point.
1278
01:31:56,458 --> 01:31:58,208
Though there isn't that much difference,
1279
01:31:58,458 --> 01:32:00,833
and you can't deny
mine's got nicer breasts.
1280
01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:02,458
I'm not sure about that.
1281
01:32:02,667 --> 01:32:04,167
They both have nice breasts.
1282
01:32:04,542 --> 01:32:08,275
But mine, mine has
a belly so firm, so flat...
1283
01:32:08,375 --> 01:32:10,417
So has mine got a flat belly.
1284
01:32:12,500 --> 01:32:14,125
They both have their points.
1285
01:32:15,250 --> 01:32:17,583
Still, it'll be difficult.
1286
01:32:18,292 --> 01:32:20,583
We're both too involved to judge.
1287
01:32:21,500 --> 01:32:24,417
Our opinions are
unnecessarily too subjective.
1288
01:32:25,708 --> 01:32:28,292
We've got to find
an impartial judge.
1289
01:32:28,583 --> 01:32:30,208
We should be able to find one.
1290
01:32:30,375 --> 01:32:31,625
Ask anybody.
1291
01:32:33,958 --> 01:32:38,167
I'll go get somebody who's objectivity
is bound to be beyond question.
1292
01:33:12,750 --> 01:33:15,125
It's a very delicate matter.
1293
01:33:15,333 --> 01:33:18,275
But you gave me the impression
that you had good taste.
1294
01:33:18,375 --> 01:33:19,375
Oh.
1295
01:33:23,083 --> 01:33:24,083
Look.
1296
01:33:25,125 --> 01:33:26,692
You see, what we'd like to know is...
1297
01:33:26,792 --> 01:33:29,417
Which one is the most
beautiful in your opinion?
1298
01:33:30,375 --> 01:33:32,667
Um... what, we want you to be objective
1299
01:33:32,833 --> 01:33:35,042
and don't let your feelings
interfere, you hear?
1300
01:33:36,542 --> 01:33:38,333
Interesting, but...
1301
01:33:38,917 --> 01:33:41,667
both are devoid of any originality.
1302
01:33:42,083 --> 01:33:43,333
What does that mean?
1303
01:33:44,167 --> 01:33:46,667
We'd like to know which
one of the ladies you prefer.
1304
01:33:47,500 --> 01:33:48,500
Err...
1305
01:33:49,708 --> 01:33:51,233
Perhaps if I had more information,
1306
01:33:51,333 --> 01:33:53,458
I could give you a better
substantiated opinion.
1307
01:33:54,083 --> 01:33:55,583
I might be quite unfair.
1308
01:33:56,125 --> 01:33:59,583
Unless you further
unveil the evidence.
1309
01:34:01,000 --> 01:34:05,458
I do concede a slight preference
for the subject in the upper berth.
1310
01:34:05,750 --> 01:34:08,250
Why, there's a flow...
1311
01:34:08,458 --> 01:34:09,750
a nice flow.
1312
01:34:09,917 --> 01:34:11,458
But I'm reserving
judgment of course.
1313
01:34:11,708 --> 01:34:15,250
Until I can have an unclouded look
at the lady still hidden from sight,
1314
01:34:15,500 --> 01:34:19,625
and whose form I must say viewed
from here are quite voluptuous.
1315
01:34:19,875 --> 01:34:23,917
And might well sway my decision
were I to see her undraped.
1316
01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:26,750
Oh, impossible.
1317
01:34:28,417 --> 01:34:29,625
What if you touched them?
1318
01:34:30,958 --> 01:34:34,250
Maybe you'd like...
better weigh the evidence?
1319
01:34:34,417 --> 01:34:35,417
Ohh...
1320
01:34:35,917 --> 01:34:36,917
Possibly.
1321
01:34:37,667 --> 01:34:38,667
Then do.
1322
01:34:39,042 --> 01:34:40,042
Do it.
1323
01:34:43,375 --> 01:34:44,458
Go on.
1324
01:34:45,125 --> 01:34:46,208
Don't be shy.
1325
01:35:08,792 --> 01:35:10,083
Mmm...
1326
01:35:22,958 --> 01:35:23,958
Mmm...
1327
01:35:32,375 --> 01:35:35,792
Impossible, I can't.
No no no, it's impossible.
1328
01:35:37,583 --> 01:35:38,625
I can't.
1329
01:35:41,875 --> 01:35:42,917
Impossible.
1330
01:35:47,750 --> 01:35:49,583
I've got to know, I must.
1331
01:35:49,875 --> 01:35:50,900
So would I,
1332
01:35:51,000 --> 01:35:53,292
but we can't make up our minds,
and neither can anybody else.
1333
01:35:53,958 --> 01:35:56,083
I just might be able to
help solve your dilemma.
1334
01:35:56,458 --> 01:35:58,250
Baron Hugh Plessis du Regard,
1335
01:35:58,583 --> 01:36:00,983
it would seem we
have converging interests
1336
01:36:01,083 --> 01:36:04,067
which I risk getting a matrimonial
rope tied around my neck
1337
01:36:04,167 --> 01:36:05,333
because of a stupid bet.
1338
01:36:05,583 --> 01:36:07,083
You can help me cut free of it.
1339
01:36:07,333 --> 01:36:08,692
What do we get if we help you?
1340
01:36:08,792 --> 01:36:09,775
The truth,
1341
01:36:09,875 --> 01:36:13,542
and a chance for revenge for what
your tutors made you both endure.
1342
01:36:13,917 --> 01:36:15,542
- Stop it!
- Better stay calm.
1343
01:36:15,875 --> 01:36:17,208
I know everything!
1344
01:36:17,917 --> 01:36:20,417
If you want to keep the slightest
chance of marrying the baron,
1345
01:36:20,667 --> 01:36:22,250
better do exactly as I say.
1346
01:36:26,583 --> 01:36:27,750
That negligee suits you.
1347
01:36:28,375 --> 01:36:29,375
Why, it's beautiful.
1348
01:36:30,458 --> 01:36:31,917
Why did you bring up the baron?
1349
01:36:32,083 --> 01:36:33,167
Shut up.
1350
01:36:33,500 --> 01:36:34,467
Sophie!
1351
01:36:34,667 --> 01:36:35,833
- What's going on in here?
- Silence!
1352
01:36:36,917 --> 01:36:39,083
The baron is supposed
to marry one of you.
1353
01:36:40,500 --> 01:36:41,958
Which, he doesn't know.
1354
01:36:43,792 --> 01:36:45,833
He was wise enough
to ask for our help.
1355
01:36:46,625 --> 01:36:47,625
That's why
1356
01:36:48,125 --> 01:36:49,500
as of this moment on,
1357
01:36:49,667 --> 01:36:50,667
Sophie and I
1358
01:36:51,125 --> 01:36:53,000
are taking your future into our hands.
1359
01:36:53,208 --> 01:36:56,375
So as to determine which one of
you two best deserve the honour.
1360
01:36:57,375 --> 01:36:58,917
Nathalie has just agreed.
1361
01:36:59,750 --> 01:37:02,750
We want you both
to do everything we'll ask.
1362
01:37:03,125 --> 01:37:04,750
Absolute obedience.
1363
01:37:05,292 --> 01:37:07,083
And the one who performs best,
1364
01:37:07,458 --> 01:37:08,667
will be chosen.
1365
01:37:14,000 --> 01:37:15,083
You accepted?
1366
01:37:19,083 --> 01:37:20,083
Very well.
1367
01:37:21,625 --> 01:37:23,000
If that's the case,
1368
01:37:25,167 --> 01:37:26,375
I accept too.
1369
01:37:37,125 --> 01:37:38,125
Ahh...
1370
01:37:48,125 --> 01:37:49,125
Papa,
1371
01:37:49,958 --> 01:37:51,083
I'm getting married.
1372
01:37:51,792 --> 01:37:53,708
I met the man I want
to spend my life with.
1373
01:38:16,750 --> 01:38:17,792
Put it in the bank!
1374
01:38:17,958 --> 01:38:19,692
Check up Hugh, take a bail!
1375
01:38:19,792 --> 01:38:22,208
Go on, charge, charge!
1376
01:38:26,208 --> 01:38:27,333
How are you ma'am?
1377
01:38:27,708 --> 01:38:29,042
Very well, son.
1378
01:38:29,625 --> 01:38:31,375
This is no time to get home.
1379
01:38:31,625 --> 01:38:33,000
I'm getting married, mother.
1380
01:38:49,333 --> 01:38:51,250
And what about our wedding, Baron?
1381
01:38:51,958 --> 01:38:52,958
Silence.
1382
01:38:53,167 --> 01:38:54,292
If you were a Count,
1383
01:38:55,417 --> 01:38:56,417
you wouldn't add up.
1384
01:38:56,792 --> 01:38:58,292
Don't anybody move.
1385
01:38:58,792 --> 01:39:00,625
These are happy days, so smile.
1386
01:39:01,125 --> 01:39:03,542
The eyes, smile...
1387
01:39:04,625 --> 01:39:05,625
Happy, happy!